As a business guru, I need you believe in SUCCESS. I need you to buy into my program. To start thinking AGGRESSIVELY. Think in Black and White. "Gray flushes easiest down the commode."© If something is not helpful, drop it. If something is helpful, invest in it. Think rationally; if you think that something is "kind-of" helpful, realize that you basically don't know what you think. This type of attitude is negetive and will get your business nowhere. You are the BOSS, act like it, feel like it, and look like it. And remember, "You can't go wrong!"©
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that girl in the picture with the two guys on the right, looks a lot like jenelle. (thought copyrighted 2008)
Stephen G.T.,
I have consistantly been moving up the corporate ladder. My sucess can be attributed to pure physical intimidation. Any time one of my business collegues disagrees with my ideals I wait inside our parking garge for them. As they walk up, completely unsuspecting, I jump out from the shadows and encapsulate them with plastic wrap and strike them with a blunt object. I immediatlly remove the plastic wrap and help them to their vehicle. When questioned about the situation I say.."..everybody gets one"; then explaining that they were set free this time but if they disagree again they might not be so lucky.
This has been 100% effective until recently. My current manager is much larger in size than a typcial employee and I am worried that I cannot force him to believe in my business proposals with pure physical intimidation. Based on my conscern, do you have any suggestions of how I can Polarize my Thinking to get the upper hand.
Roland of Gilead
I feel more like the boss today than ever. In fact, I fired my whole team just for getting their own coffee.
If I wanted them to get and pour and drink their own coffee, I would have hired a gangle of buffoons, not highly respected individuals.
Now I have no team and therefore, nothing to get in the way of my dreams!
Roland of Gilead, mine own arch nemesis!!!
Your feeble attempts at business are in vein! Surely you will cheat like you did against the Wolfman, when you hired that legless Amazonian to aid you in battle!
You are not welcome here!
http://www.geocities.com/greco_warrior/enemies.htm
Clicknathan! Always a pleasure receiving you input, experience, and unique questions!
Your recent firing stint speaks well of your gifts in business management. As a rule of thumb, "never hire people while you are alive, only do so to survive".©
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